Parenting Fails & Pigtails
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Hey! I am Helen, owner of 3 small folk, yet master of none.
Family life began with speed and earnest culminating in 3 kids under 3. Not bad considering we were unsure of my biological ability. Our twins (that’s how I did it!) arrived early, and whilst tiny, they arrived well, swiftly followed by #BossBaby.
We are living the dream (ish – I have a panache to fail with spectacular finesse) in a period “project” property. Affectionately known as The Mad House. We live, work and play in a small town in Cheshire.
We have a particular reoccurring problem of pj parties and pizza tea (this may have something to do with why my jeans have stopped going over my butt – less Beyoncé more Mr Blobby) but its a price worth paying if there’s a Pizza Express voucher up for grabs.
My children are my world, they are noisy, not quite feral small people who can fall out with you if you look at them funny (I would make a shocking sales person) but I wouldn’t swap them for the world. Actually, some days I’m tempted….
Whether you laugh with me, or at me, I hope you continue reading and it raises a smile.
Me, Myself & I
Learn a little bit more about what makes me, me. The trials and tribulations of a Mama who isn’t ashamed to acknowledge a fail.
Unabashed honesty, admissions of screw ups and all that goes with having an army of small folks flanked by two ninja kittens!
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